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| Here is a most enlightening email I received the other day. I dunno, guys, should I do it???
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Attn: Beneficiary,
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of
Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.
Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $180.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.
CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Kelvin Williams
EMAIL: kwkelvinwilliam706@gmail.com
Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:
FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $180.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.
We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.
FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
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| Ok, so here's a Sesame Street Magazine cover from the 70s I found online. Pretty bizarre/disturbing/weird.
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| ...And I just sneezed.
Merry Christmas!
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| So, here's a scenario that recently happened at the post office.
This husband and wife clean the post office, and the husband was outside in the parking lot, working. He got hit by a truck. The truck stops, the driver pops his head out of the window, yells "sorry I hit you," and drives off. The husband, of course, was badly injured.
Unbelievable.
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| Dear Internet,
I had no idea it'd been this long since I'd updated my Xanga blog. I mean, sure, I knew it'd been a while, but, man, that's a pretty long time. Sorry everybody. Anyway, I'm back, at least for now. I usually like to save a blog entry until I have something actually interesting to write or say and, come on, that's not that often. Zing!
I can't believe it's already December, that's kind of amazing. I thought about it today, and it's six (6) months till I graduate with my Masters in Teaching. On the one hand, that's a lot of time. And the other, HOLY SHIT. I still have a crap load of stuff I need to do, too, which sucks. I have this really snooty, important dumb paper I have to write, which, of course, is always a hoot. I had been procrastinating the third Section of the paper for a little while (last week I got little done on it before the Thanksgiving super weekend rolled around).
When you get out of your work groove for a while, it's really hard to get back into it. Everything else sounds more fun/enticing/easier/less complicated. "I could work on my paper all morning, but there's a show on 80s songs I've only seen 40 times!" Gee, I wonder what wins.
I started working on my paper on Monday, but I woke up at 11 am, and then there was the lure of J's breakfast. I did a little homework, read a bit for class, and then hung out with my buds from four till about 2 in the morning. Oh well, we did get to do "Karaoke from Hell," which is becoming a Monday tradition (more on that in a different post). On Tuesday, I started working on it, until I realized that there was another big project due on the class website on Wednesday in lieu of actual class. Shit, I thought, guess I got to do that. So that took about 2 hours. After that, I decided to wait till Wednesday to do the paper.
So I watched a movie. During the film, the phone rang. There had been an incident in a classroom, and a colleague needed me to sub for them. I need money, so I obliged. So there went Wednesday. The plan when I got home was to work on the paper until six (that's about 3 hours), and then I had my other sorta job (I took a student swimming once a week at night, usually on Fridays but Zach and I are going to a show on Friday, and tonight. Yay!) at 6:15. I then decided to write it on Thursday (today). I set the clock for 6. Then last night, I decided to set it for 7 am.
At 7:12, I woke up. I then received a phone call from another colleague, asking if I could sub today for another teacher. I politely declined, I really had to write this paper. Well, I guess me turning down a job was the motivation I needed to finish this paper. So, I wrote the rough draft, it took about two and a half hours, but it wasn't that bad. I just am a master procrastinator sometimes.
The next couple of weeks will be spent editing and fine tuning the paper, this is the big one (well, at least for now, till the next big paper). I got an email from my professor from GFU today though, and she congratulated me that I am completely done with my work sample from last term (this 137 page paper detailing my first student teaching gig). I had been done with it for several weeks, but I guess she just got done reading it. Don't blame her, she has to read like 20 something of those. Oh boy!
Ok, Internet, that's a lot of information for you to compute, so I guess I'll wrap things to a close. In addition to updating my Xanga site more, I really should update my movie blog more (even though I did write a review yesterday...)
All right, talk to you later.
Hugs and Kisses,
Spamadam007
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